2 edition of Doctors Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes 2003 Block Calendar found in the catalog.
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Written in English
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The Doctors: Jokes, Quotes, and Anecdotes Calendar contains a healthy dose of humor aimed right at doctors and those in the medical field. Each page offers a funny joke, clever quip, hysterical excerpt from real medical charts and records, or an outrageous-but-true medical : n/a.
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dad jokes 1 doctor 27 doctor humor 1 doctor jokes 1 doctors day 3 jokes 1 medical humor 3 medical jokes 1 one-liners 1 AUTHOR: Deborah Chiaravalloti Deborah Chiaravalloti is an award-winning writer and former hospital : Deborah Chiaravalloti. Quotes day-to-day chaos that these medical professionals face and tame is highlighted in the Nurses: Jokes Quotes and Anecdotes Nurses truly are everyday heroes.
This career is not for the lazy or /5. Doctors. A lot of us are shit-scared of them. But then realization dawns upon us, and we become conscious of the fact that we'll actually be less dead if we go to a : Shalin Jacob. The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians.
And Anecdotes 2003 Block Calendar book are taken from a column written by Richard Lederer (Ph.D) in the Journal of Court Reporting. By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better.
Patient gets chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands. After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom.
Just as things get hot, the female doctor interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back they go for it.
A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating. "I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner.".
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Funny Doctor Jokes are the funniest jokes about bumbling nurses, silly patients and forgetful doctors. This is a category of joke that most will be able to associate with. Doctor Jokes are universal in the sense anyone can understand the essence of the joke without it being too regional.
A patient walks into a room and says Doctor Doctor a man outside thinks hes invisible. Doctor: Well tell him I cant see him right now. Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer. Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. Hilarious Short Quotes "Doctors" Group 5. A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx According to hospital insurance codes, there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles. - Wall Street Journal According to hospital insurance codes, there are 3 different ways you can be injured by a lamppost.
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Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch. Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc.
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